Fantasy Football Preview: Week 6

cat_fish by you.

It’s time the Dolphins offense got a new nickname…the Catfish!

The Dolphins didn’t originate the offense, it started in high school.  However, the ‘Fins have brought it to the highest level of football and-with Ricky and Ronnie in the backfield-have made it their own.  They used it to perfection to beat a tough Jets squad Monday night.  Currently, it’s called the Wildcat.  But Dolphins swim.  For that reason, I say we combine the cat with the marine mammal and call it the Catfish!  I know a dolphin is not a fish, but the Catfish sounds way better than the Cat-Mammal.  And just look at that image above.  I would much rather see a wildcat coming my way than to have that damnation submarining towards me.

poison by you.

Bell Biv Devoe taught us that Ricky (left) and Ronnie (middle) could be successful together.  That Catfish is poison!

Due to time constraints, this weeks preview will be a little different.  For each game I’m only going to list the players that I like to have big games this week.  Here’s the measuring stick…

QB’s…300+ yards and/or 3+ td’s

RB’s…100+ total yards and/or 2+ td’s

WR’s…100+ yards and/or 2+ td’s

TE’s…100+ yards and/or 1+ td’s

1 O’Clock games

Houston @ Cincinnati…

Andre the Johnson, Owen Daniels

Cedric ‘quicksand legs’ Benson

Detroit @ Green Bay…

Aaron Rodgers, Greg Jennings

Baltimore @ Minnesota…

Ray Rice

Brett Favre

NY Giants @ New Orleans…

Eli Manning, Mario Manningham

Cleveland @ Pittsburgh…

Hines Ward, Rashard Mendenhall

Carolina @ Tampa Bay…

DeAngelo Williams, Steve Smith

Cadillac Williams, Kellen Winslow

Kansas City @ Washington…

Clinton Portis,  Chris Cooley

Note:  Former Redskin John Riggins rips Jim Zorn in this video.

St. Louis @ Jacksonville…

Steven Jackson

Maurice Jones-Drew (threw Reggie Bush under the bus), Mike Sims-Walker (missed last week’s game to get some ass!)

4 O’Clock games

Arizona @ Seattle…

Kurt Warner, Larry Fitzgerald

Matt Hasselbeck, Nate Burleson

Philadelphia @ Oakland…

Donovan McNabb, Brian Westbrook, DeSean Jackson

Tennessee @ New England…

Chris Johnson

Tom Brady, Randy Moss

Buffalo @ NY Jets…

Thomas Jones, Braylon Edwards

Sunday night game

Chicago @ Atlanta…

Matt Forte, Greg Olsen

Michael Turner, Tony Gonzalez

Monday Night Football

Denver @ San Diego…

Knowshon Moreno, Brandon Marshall

Antonio Gates

Team D/ST…

The following are team defenses/special teams I would start this week…Packers, Steelers, Eagles and Jets.

Upset Predictions…Giants over Saints, Bears over Falcons and Broncos over Chargers

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  1. [...] know what really makes Madden’s dick hard?  The ‘Fins Catfish offense!  Ronnie will not hang 282 on the Saints [...]

  2. [...] @ NYJ…It’s Halloween, so the Dolphins are showing up to tomorrow’s game in their Catfish costumes!  This should scare the shit outta the Jets, who gave up 31 points to the ‘Fins on Monday [...]

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