Fantasy Football from The Fantasy Addicts

Fantasy Football Preview: Week 11

I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip.  This is the way that Dylan spits.

For week 11, I’m channeling my inner Dylan and puttin’ my rhyming skills to the test.

(CHAPPELLE’S SHOW MAKING THE BAND FULL SKIT).

1    o’clock games

WAS @ DAL…

Last week, when Brandon Marshall went deep, the ‘Skins’ corners looked lost and,

you can expect more of the same this week, when Romo connects with Miles Austin.

BIG GAME MEASURING STICK…

QBs…300+ yds and/or 3+ tds

RBs…100+ total yds and/or 2+ tds

WRs…100+ yds and/or 2+ tds

TEs…100+ yds and/or 1+ tds

The following are players I like to have big games this weekend…

Ladell Betts

Miles Austin

Note:  Butt buddies no more; Romo’s now smitten,

with the one they call Miles Austin, and not Jason Witten.

I know you drafted him high, but this week you may want to sit him.

Former butt buddies.

CLE @ DET…

It would be more entertaining to watch “the Chipmunks and Alvin”,

the only player you should even consider starting in this one is Calvin.

Start Calvin Johnson; not John Calvin, the founder of Calvinism (pictured above).

SF @ GB…

Gore will be Gore, like Manny with the Dodgers,

but Sunday’s game will belong to Mr. Rodgers.

Frank Gore

Aaron Rodgers, Donald Driver

PIT @ KC…

No D-Bowe and Polamalu’s not playin’,

the Steelers will pillage and Big Ben will do the rapin’.

Big Ben, Mendenhall, Hines Ward

ATL @ NYG…

Two teams fightin’ for a wildcard, but with no ‘Burner’,

the G-Men will beat A-T-L, like Ike did Tina Turner.

T-Gonz

Mario Manningham

NO @ TB…

The Saints are undefeated; the Bucs aren’t great,

Brees will make the butt pirates walk the plank.

Brees, Pierre Thomas

Cadillac

BUF @ JAC…

Dick has finally been fired; TO’s no hero,

the Jags have MoJo; a win for Jack Del-Rio.

MoJo

IND @ BAL…

The Colts are undefeated behind another MVP season for Peyton,

but this one looks like an upset in the makin’.

Peyton, Wayne

Ray Rice

Looks like Esquire may have been on to something.

SEA @ MIN…

Favre has never looked better; Is that Sidney or Jerry Rice?

Adrian Peterson, Percy Harvin; This is the Seahawks plight.

Let’s not forget about Shiancoe, ‘The TD vulture’.

Favre, Peterson, Rice

4    o’clock games

ARI @ STL…

Steven Jackson is a beast, but the Cards will prevail,

behind big games from Warner, Fitz and Beanie Wells.

Warner, Fitz, Wells

Steven Jackson

Run kids, run!  Nah, seriously, start Steven Jackson; not Stephen Jackson (pictured above).

NYJ @ NE…

The Jets sure can talk, and they won the 1st game,

the Pats are pissed about ‘4th and 2′, so don’t expect the same.

Brady, Moss, Welker

Note:  Belichick has been ridiculed in the media for goin’ for it last week in the loss to the Colts.  I liked the call.  I do it in Madden all the time.  In fact, I like the call so much that I wrote a rhyme ’bout it.  Like to hear it?  Here it go!

4th and 2, no punter; Tell me what’s your deal?

Belichick is like Duke Nukem; he’s got balls of steel!

CIN @ OAK…

No Ced Benson; Can you believe they signed Larry Johnson?

Bernard Scott will start, so don’t expect to see LJ too often.

JaMarcus was benched – because he’s sloppier than ‘The Dude’ in “The Big Lebowski” -

in favor of a guy named Brad Gradkowski.

Ocho Cinco, Bernard Scott

SD @ DEN…

The AFC West; a battle for the division,

the Broncos will lose if Orton is sittin’.

Rivers, V-Jax

Moreno

Knowshon Moreno.  I know Shon will have a big game Sunday.

Sunday night game

PHI @ CHI…

My Bears looked bad last week; you can stop with the giggles,

because on Sunday night we will destroy the Iggles!

McNabb, DeSean

Cutler, Hester

Dono, you’re such a F-ing loser,

you didn’t even go to class; Bueller.

Monday Night Football

TEN @ HOU…

Bud Adams is funny, and he was right about Vince Young,

but the star of that team is Chris John-son.

Chris Johnson

Andre ‘the’ Johnson

Tennessee Titans 86 year old owner Bud Adams gives the middle finger to the Buffalo Bills and their fans.

Picks Against The Spread…

NFL Point Spreads For Week 11 – Week Eleven NFL Football Point Spread – NFL Spreads 11/22 – 11/23, 2009

Date & Time	Favorite	Spread	Underdog
11/22 1:00 ET	At Detroit	-3	Cleveland
11/22 1:00 ET	At Jacksonville	-8.5	Buffalo
11/22 1:00 ET	Pittsburgh	-10	At Kansas City
11/22 1:00 ET	Indianapolis	-1	At Baltimore
11/22 1:00 ET	At NY Giants	-7	Atlanta
11/22 1:00 ET	At Green Bay	-6.5	San Francisco
11/22 1:00 ET	At Minnesota	-10.5	Seattle
11/22 1:00 ET	At Dallas	-11	Washington
11/22 1:00 ET	New Orleans	-10.5	At Tampa Bay
11/22 4:05 ET	Arizona	-9	At St. Louis
11/22 4:15 ET	At New England	-10.5	NY Jets
11/22 4:15 ET	Cincinnati	-9.5	At Oakland
11/22 4:15 ET	San Diego	-4	At Denver
11/22 8:20 ET	Philadelphia	-3	At Chicago

Monday Night Football Point Spread

11/23 8:35 ET	At Houston	-4.5	Tennessee

The Dolphins beat the Panthers on Thursday night behind a 3 TD performance from Ricky Williams.  I’ll finish by spittin’ some hot fire ’bout that game.

Ricky’s 3 bee-stings killed Carolina,

and Delhomme throws the ball like he has a vagina.