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Miss Cleo was 7-8-1 last week, so I called my good friend Negrodamus to help me out this week.
I used Miss Cleo’s psychic hotline to make my picks last week. As it turned out, she was just a little off target. But have no fear, Negrodamus is here! If you have no idea who he is, or might be a little skeptical about his powers, then allow me to share his greatness with you…
Who is Negrodamus? Here’s what the Urban Dictionary says…
Black version of Nostradamus (a character on ‘Chappelle’s Show’ played by Paul Mooney).
Q: Negrodamus, what mistakes did Michael Jackson make before he got arrested?
N: Michael Jackson should have not been a singer. Michael Jackson should have been a priest; then he would have just been transferred.
Q: Negrodamus, why is President Bush so sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?
N: Because he has the receipt.
Q: Negrodamus, will Arsenio Hall ever have a show again?
N: Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called Good Morning, Black America. It will be played at noon throughout the country.
Q: Why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?
N: White people love Wayne Brady…because he makes…Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
See what I mean? The man is on point. And now, on to the picks.
Here are my picks for week 12 in bold type…
NFL Point Spreads For Week 12 - Week Twelve NFL Football Point Spread - NFL Spreads 11/20 - 11/24, 2008
| Date & Time | Favorite | Spread | Underdog |
| 11/20 8:15 ET | At Pittsburgh | -10.5 | Cincinnati |
| 11/23 1:00 ET | At Cleveland | -3 | Houston |
| 11/23 1:00 ET | Buffalo | -3 | At Kansas City |
| 11/23 1:00 ET | At Tennessee | -5 | NY Jets |
| 11/23 1:00 ET | At Miami | -1.5 | New England |
| 11/23 1:00 ET | At Dallas | -10 | San Francisco |
| 11/23 1:00 ET | Tampa Bay | -8.5 | At Detroit |
| 11/23 1:00 ET | At Baltimore | -1 | Philadelphia |
| 11/23 1:00 ET | Chicago | -8 | At St. Louis |
| 11/23 1:00 ET | At Jacksonville | -2 | Minnesota |
| 11/23 4:15 ET | At Atlanta | -1.5 | Carolina |
| 11/23 4:05 ET | At Denver | -9.5 | Oakland |
| 11/23 4:15 ET | Washington | -3.5 | At Seattle |
| 11/23 4:15 ET | NY Giants | -3.5 | At Arizona |
| 11/23 8:15 ET | At San Diego | -2.5 | Indianapolis |
Monday Night Football Point Spread
| 11/24 8:35 ET | At New Orleans | -2.5 | Green Bay |
Overall Record…80-75-5 against the spread this season
Lock of the Week…5-4 this season, 3-0 last 3 weeks (no lock for week 1 or 2)
My lock of the week is the New York Giants over the Arizona Cardinals.
Let’s hope he sobers up before the game.
Well, there you have it folks. Your week 12 picks from Negrodamus himself! Consider yourself one of a privileged few.
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